iwillbeatyou2day

"I'm too young to die and too old to eat off of the kids menu. What a stupid age I am!

- Kalmar Wingfeather, probably.

Onion rings are just vegetable donuts

Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed

Lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake

Lobsters are mermaids to scorpions 

"Before I criticize a man, I like to walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when I do criticize him, I'm a mile away and I have his shoes."

-Marcus Aurelius

Roses are red, Violet's are blue

Faces like yours belong in zoo

Don't be mad, I'll be there too

Not in a cage, but laughing at you

I am one of the top scholastic 6-8 chess players in Idaho, and enjoy blogging about my chess tournaments.

Highest rated win: 2100

Skills: Blundering mate-in-one's in random bullet games.

Stay healthy!

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