TheAuthorOfChickens

I have 200+ friends I should probably go through them 💀

I am a Christian and not afraid to show it!

Can all the countries please stop fighting and just chill for 5 minutes ;-;

Pronouns: She/Her

Nicknames: Author, Chicken

Blog Activity

https://www.chess.com/blog/TheAuthorOfChickens

Most recent post: https://www.chess.com/blog/TheAuthorOfChickens/norad-santa-tracker-a-brief-history-lesson

I have returned after 8 or so months of inactivity:

https://www.chess.com/blog/TheAuthorOfChickens/checking-in-after-8-months

Quotes - No Context Allowed

"Here comes CVC XD" - @Caleb341

"Fear not the player who has practiced 1000 openings, fear the player who has practiced 1 opening 1000 times" - @Cesso91

"its crazy how fast politics can turn from a casual talk to a nuclear war" - @szlenith

"Searching for a new laptop online is basically forcing your current computer to dig its own grave." - @cavalcade321

"This is what happens when you make photoshop available to everyone." - @IMKeto

"I think I wasn't ever gifted Membership because I already had one and people think I'm rich." - @Scemer

"I meant a "m". Goofy keyboard *Slaps Keyboard*" - @Scemer

"Try being British! Everyone hates us, we'd be on our own." - @Deithy24

"Today has been wild. I literally saw somebody complaining that their donut has a hole in it." - @Caleb341

"If LYRIC didnt freaking shoot me i could enjoy the fireworks" - @Clarissaxo-1414

"Scemer's quotes are like a mixtape of insanity and comedy - from threatening knees to canceled Sussy Foxes to debating the existential crisis of donuts. All we need now is for  @AngelaPlayzChess to drop some philosophical wisdom about love hurting more than it heals. (And No, This isn't me trying to get into your quotes again lol)" - @Caleb341

"Funny story. One time i was watching a twitch streamer with like 20 viewers and i gave a follow and then said hello, but accidentally sent h*ll instead of hello. And she just looked at the screen like "what" and i quickly sent o and an apology." - @GM_of_Australia

"*dumps an entire mag and misses every shot*" - @Y0rNarrator

"One sec, let me invite some people who are argument prone." - @Caleb341

"I would trust them with the password to my toaster" - @InsanePig23456

"My how the tables have turned. Now the majority of staff are admins 😂" - @TheAuthorOfChickens

"Chess.com Staff: Well we think it's cool...... Everyone else:😐😶😑🙄" - @CallmeLyric

"hurt jester and heal goose(his neck is a bit wonky)" - @NATO-SHOCK-TROOPS

"Lily is now a school nurse. Put ice ON EVERYTHING. "TeAcHeR, I DiEd." "ItS oK DaRLiNG, HaVe SoMe IcE"" - @GM_of_Australia

"*goes to read deleted comments in audit log* 😂" - @Caleb341

"*chickens screech about needing more fire extinguishers*" - @TheAuthorOfChickens

"Wherever, I go, scemer is admin in that club" - @Secretary_bird123

"*Arrests Mod 6* *puts in jail* *reopens @NaturalMolecule* Accident Averted." - @Caleb341

"LOL I didn't even see y'all were putting on a full FBI case mission for me." - @TerminalLinux

"0_o Indeed. This Chicken is accusing me of being a Molecule." - @TerminalLinux

"Why are my notes from Paladins Of Chess finding their way into a chickens biography" - @GM_of_Australia

"I'd join but I'm currently trying not to die in a game of mafia." - @TheAuthorOfChickens

"My Alexa found pictures of me 💀 It was fun breaking it with my axe though 😏" - @Caleb341

"Giggity giggity goo USMC im coming for youuuuu😘😘" - @NATO-SHOCK-TROOPS

"I love how I say "Let's talk about trees!" and literally everyone follows suit 😂" - @TheAuthorOfChickens

"Im away for april fools at a Holy week encounter and i was planning that alll 600 people going should hide in the morning so that the Nuns organizing it freak out lol!!" - @JamesMcD101009

"Eat Author-" - @GMchessminator

“Help me. Im gonna die to the hands of a chicken. Do you want that?" - @Spooky_Germonies

"Edit out the swearing or I’ll edit you out of the club💀" - @Jared

"“yeah bro i can cook” *blows up the kitchen*" - @BlueDoesChess1

"Author coming back from inactivity before Gta 6 is crazy" - @Iconz_t

""Vacation" for 2 months and going-" - @Deflection

"you could sense your name being spoken. that's a true ping right there. A MENTAL ONE" - @ant-x

"It's been 5.5 months ;-;" - @Jared

"Bro's dead" - @Jehtt

"This starts off as a forum about me, then I comment, and suddenly condiments are fighting each other." - @TheAuthorOfChickens

"POV; After assessing the options and much heated negotiation, we are at a complete stalemate on what christmas movie to watch. Neither side will give in and the outlook is not good. Send best wishes XD" - @F1-24

"It appears that all your blogs are about Marvel movies. This is a chess site. Have you considered making a blog about something to do with chess?" - @justbefair

"kid mortally wounded dumb robbers while mother forgets to set her phone alarm - Home alone 1" - @zzz_slash

"Dude gets his pilots license and hates his teacher and they kill all the bad guys - Top gun maverick" - @Zestythefifth

"Man goes into space to scream at a bookcase because he doesn't like eating corn - Interstellar" - @Nate_Pi

"A guy who refuses to die teams up with the son of his late friend, a guy with a lazy callsign, a woman, and two other guys to bomb the enemy's uranium enrichment plant. - Top Gun: Maverick." - @TheAuthorOfChickens

"everyone can have a UNIQUE FLAIR THAT IS FREE AND IS FOR EVERYONE! (flair is a icon behind your name for people with membership) SO ALL YOU GO TO DO IS TO CLOSE YOUR ACCOUNT or CHEAT (I don't encourage) or make many accounts( i don't encourage)." - @u20181692

"We've got an eggs.ca in Canada lol" - @F1-24

"mustaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaard" - @Chessian-Ian

"For some reason people trust me as a therapist, I try to do my best." - @ackshunbronshun

"What if we had Mighty Winging, which is Rickrolling but with Mighty Wings" - @TheAuthorOfChickens

"I'm australia" - @NathanGoatOfChess

"Well that makes me feel incredibly safe 💀" - @F1-24

Graveyard - Random People Who Haven't Been Online In A While (Kinda to commemorate what happened with me going offline for 8 months IDK)

@Igniga - May 1, 2011

@roleswitch - June 15, 2012

@Lord-Svenstikov - March 3, 2018

@kco - September 11, 2020

@Givemeadraw - December 15, 2022

@gmgamil - March 26, 2023

@Jenadam - May 11, 2023

@Dogeiscooldude - June 20, 2023

@ChirpyNewt - September 14, 2023

@vanya436 - October 12, 2023

@AncientKnightBob - October 17, 2023

@Heartbroken-Meowth - December 5, 2023

@knightdragonboy - December 10, 2023

@AlexiaDiazDeCallampe - December 17, 2023

@Gods_lexi - December 22, 2023

@nourrayyan - December 28, 2023

@ajebillarclub - December 29, 2023

@mysterykokot - December 31, 2023

@sadowknight1172 - January 18, 2024

@Username1458L - January 19, 2024

@YanAungSwe - January 22, 2024

@ackshunbronshun - January 26, 2024

@WRT-TITAN - January 30, 2024

@JesusRulesAlways - January 30, 2024

@I_Eat_Shreks_Toes - January 31, 2024

@boubawastaken - February 26, 2024

@How-to-do-IT - February 28, 2024

@Mannansh1909 - March 11, 2024

@safa0717 - March 12, 2024

@MysticalStarlight17 - March 17, 2024

@ChessQueen2133 - March 27, 2024

@susanna520 - April 10, 2024

@Mert0635 - April 13, 2024

@ishanmuhaammad - April 15, 2024

@Borkborkbork123 - April 17, 2024

@77Ruiz - April 23, 2024

@SuperQuaxolotl - May 6, 2024

@annabel3frey - May 14, 2024

@GM_of_Australia - May 25, 2024

@gustavocort - June 17, 2024

@ViperAirsoft - July 2, 2024

@Striker77233 - September 2, 2024

@ZappBranAgain - September 12, 2024