The Houses Of Disorderly Drivel

Welcome to The Houses Of Disorderly Drivel- uh, I mean, Parliament. We strive to squander as much of your tax money as possible without aggrandising London in any way, shape, or form!

FRC (frequently raised complaints)

Living in squalor? I’ll be damned! TFL is subpar? It’s just traffic! Traffic is bad? Blame the civil engineers! Knife crime is rife? We should tax knives, too! Tourism is thriving? Praise be, this city is the best known to man!

If anybody has any issues, requests or propositions, we’ll be sure to consider backlogging them as it is imperative that we waste inordinate sums of money and time attempting to abolish illegal migrants in dinghies.

Please - make yourself at home - you’re lucky if you can afford to live here!